Dresden put up one of his patented updates over on the Iniquity guild site so I thought I would share it with you all. It probably won’t make much sense to the majority of readers but I still think it is funny. Evan Williams is Dresden’s whiskey of choice and one of his alts. He is a hero and a legend and delivers milk with his miniature friend Jim Beam. He brings us mana and hope! Dresden’s fevered imagination after the bump!
While he may look like a mild-mannered milk man, Evanwilliams has greater ambitions. Along with his sidekick Jim Beam, who gets into way too much trouble for such a tiny dwarf, these two plan on bringing Kentucky Bourbon to a cereal bowl near you. If you love whiskey or just like midgets in cute outfits, please join Evanwilliam’s Personal Fan Club.
Although he plays my alt on TV, Evanwilliams has dreams of much greater glory. He doesn’t want to simply be another bot following Dresden around like tools following Ashton Kutcher on Twitter. Some say greatness is born in the fires of adversity. Being born a dorf is harsh enough, but then to be dressed like the marshmallow puff man is an indignity few should be forced to suffer. For now he must continue to dream, but one day the world will tremble at the sight of a boat captain’s hat with a cherry and wings (By the way, who designs the hats for SOE?!).
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