Iniquity work accidents

As a publicly traded guild we must disclose certain items to the general public in our quarterly filings. In previous filings safety was brought up as a major concern for our guild. Evidently a raid guild qualifies as a “dangerous” work environment. In an effort to bring these safety violations down we’ve created a new program to track incidents and look where we are deficient. Here are the first quarter results!

As you can see we’re a little too heavy in the ogre sitting on Ratonga area. We hope to educate the ogres that fuzzy little things are not pillows. We’ve also had a little over zealous cuddling. That is an area that I have to work on myself. You can also see that gnome related accidents are down. We’re disappointed by that and hope to shift more injuries from ratonga to gnomes.